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FEATURED: Geriatric Pregnancy

Calling all you elderly, wizened pre-crones! 


Ancient woman, have you considered expanding your family or becoming pregnant for the first time, but find yourself fearful, second-guessing your desire for motherhood, or listening to doctors or family members who have suggested either covertly (or right out loud) that you’re just a little bit…too old? 

As a mother who recently gave birth to my ninth baby at the age of 40 (and no, I’m probably not done yet), and a birth-consultant and witness of 20 years, I’ve heard it all. In this pre-recorded 2.5 hour Salon, I shared everything I know and believe about pregnancy after the age of 35, as well as my personal philosophy on mothering, age, beauty, death, and energetic sovereignty.

 

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Positioning & Shoulder Dystocia:

Join acclaimed birth-activist, speaker, and writer Yolande Norris-Clark as she dismantles many of the myths surrounding positioning and shoulder dystocia, that a) keep women in a state of fear and dependency on the industrial obstetric and midwifery systems, and b) keep midwives practising from a fear-based birth-as-pathology/ midwife-as-saviour perspective. 

Whether you’re a mother preparing for a homebirth, or a midwife, doula, or birthkeeper wanting to advance your learning (and shift your belief from the mechanistic vortex of false-authority to an authentic understanding of the physiology of birth) this Salon is for you.

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P0RN Culture, TransHumanism, & Love:

Protecting Your Family's Health in an Age of Exploitation & Depravity

Exploitative sexual programming is almost all-pervasive in our culture. In this Salon, Yolande discusses how she protects her marriage and her kids from this form of mind-control without isolation, dogmatism, or rigidity.

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Fear & Intuition in Birth:

Tools for Discerning Authentic Fear from Instinctive Knowing

In this 2-hour interactive Salon, Join Yolande as she shares the most potent tools and approaches she has employed in her 20 years of mothering and birth-work, for discerning limiting fears & self-sabotage from those profoundly important safety and survival signals. A workshop for mothers, birth workers, and anyone interested in working powerfully with fear.

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Dep#p & Ascension

Population Control is a program that is being run via multiple directions and modalities including medical, environmental, and on the level of policy. In this Salon, Yolande discusses the practical, energetic, and spiritual measures she takes to protect her family.

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A Modest Proposal

This salon includes Yolande's reading of Jonathan Swift's original "A Modest Proposal", as well as her own two satirical videos inspired by Swift, "Fat Pass", and "The Fat of the Land". This is the perfect package for literary buffs, or homeschooling parents of teens.

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GET BOTH SALONS FOR 20% OFF


Purchase the Modern Proposal Bundle and get access to:

  • Dep#p & Ascension
  • A Modest Proposal

For literature fans, analyze Jonathan Swift's satire "A Modest Proposal" with Yolande, and then see how population control is prevalent today. Walk away with awareness and methods of protection, practical, energetic, and spiritual, for your family.

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Costa Rica Seminar

Thinking of moving to Costa Rica? Get Yolande's extensive take on the pros and cons and political atmosphere of Costa Rica based on her 10 months of living in that country.

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