SALONS & WORKSHOP BUNDLES
with Yolande Norris-Clark

 Are you ready to finally break free from your residual dependency on the medical industrial complex and learn how to implement the most powerful tools for maintaining your children’s vitality, setting them up for lifelong health, and supporting the resolution of dis-ease (in yourself and your kids)?

In this 2-part pre-recorded workshop (over 7 hours), renowned birth maven, author, and mother of (soon-to-be) 10 children, Yolande Norris-Clark will introduce you to GNM and self-healing like you’ve never encountered it before.

This bundle will give you a foundational understanding of the principles of self-healing, along with the primary tools of this approach and how to immediately apply them to your life and circumstances. This is a profoundly effective model for maintaining lifelong wellness; a perspective that will change your understanding not only of health, dis-ease, and recalibration, but will reorient you on the path of confident, fully embodied Motherhood.

Join Yolande Norris-Clark, for an afternoon dedicated to exploring the cognitive software she herself has implemented for the past decade and more, that has allowed her to live and heal entirely outside of the industrial medical realm (while supporting her children in the same) with ease, softness, and power in every context.

Join us to Reclaim and Re-member Your Inherent Healing Power.

Surrogacy, IVF & Reproductive Tech:

In this 2 hour pre-recorded Salon, we traverse the controversial, charged, *and* wildly important topic of Surrogacy & IVF from my own personal lens & philosophy (and the heaps of research and studies I’ve done of these subjects over the years).

This Salon covers the distinctions between surrogacy within and outside of families, commercial and “unpaid” surrogacy, egg and sperm-donation, IVF, along with the politics, the programming, the nuances, and the cult-rituals that have constructed the normalization of the industry, not to mention ecto-genesis (artificial wombs—they’re almost here) and what freebirth has to do with it.

Geriatric Pregnancy:

Calling all you elderly, wizened pre-crones!

As a mother who recently gave birth to my ninth baby at the age of 40 (and no, I’m probably not done yet), and a birth-consultant and witness of 20 years, I’ve heard it all. In this pre-recorded 2.5 hour Salon, I shared everything I know and believe about pregnancy after the age of 35, as well as my personal philosophy on mothering, age, beauty, death, and energetic sovereignty.

Positioning & Shoulder Dystocia:

Join acclaimed birth-activist, speaker, and writer Yolande Norris-Clark as she dismantles many of the myths surrounding positioning and shoulder dystocia, that a) keep women in a state of fear and dependency on the industrial obstetric and midwifery systems, and b) keep midwives practising from a fear-based birth-as-pathology/ midwife-as-saviour perspective. 

Whether you’re a mother preparing for a homebirth, or a midwife, doula, or birthkeeper wanting to advance your learning (and shift your belief from the mechanistic vortex of false-authority to an authentic understanding of the physiology of birth) this Salon is for you.

P0RN Culture, TransHumanism, & Love:

Protecting Your Family's Health in an Age of Exploitation & Depravity

Exploitative sexual programming is almost all-pervasive in our culture. In this Salon, Yolande discusses how she protects her marriage and her kids from this form of mind-control without isolation, dogmatism, or rigidity.

Dep#p & Ascension

Population Control is a program that is being run via multiple directions and modalities including medical, environmental, and on the level of policy. In this Salon, Yolande discusses the practical, energetic, and spiritual measures she takes to protect her family.

A Modest Proposal

This salon includes Yolande's reading of Jonathan Swift's original "A Modest Proposal", as well as her own two satirical videos inspired by Swift, "Fat Pass", and "The Fat of the Land". This is the perfect package for literary buffs, or homeschooling parents of teens.

Costa Rica Seminar

Thinking of moving to Costa Rica? Get Yolande's extensive take on the pros and cons and political atmosphere of Costa Rica based on her 10 months of living in that country.